@trevso_electric: If you receive a text from Liam Neeson that says "LMAO," it stands for "let's murder Albanians overseas" and he wants his daughter back.
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@DCpierson: I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on.
@JPHaddadio: Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free.
@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.
@Cheeseboy22: I bet you'll watch the cell phone camera footage of this concert for years & remember the fun you had holding up a cell phone at a concert.