@secondofhername: If you reply with "sky" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless.
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@Twtercide: Me: I have a date tonight. Friend: A guy coming over to install cable isn't a date. Me: *frowns* But I got a cheese platter....
@MattMcC1: "nice dog or cat or baby or whatever" i offer politely, my eyes scanning the room for the taco dip. "was it expensive?"
@Zhanny001: @funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers