@JasonLastname: If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you'll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
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@MandaDeen: I instantly feel horrible when I judge someone, so I stopped. Now I make rational conclusions based on insightful observations.
@therealeatwood: BRAM STOKER: I wrote this 64-page story about a vampire EDITOR: It’s good but can you add 300 pages of vampire hunters tracking a shipment
@matt___nelson: *beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag* *takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*
@heartbread: sometimes i remember i was part of the nsa hack back in spring / that all my data is currently floating around china and i'm like "cool"