@JasonLastname: If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you'll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
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@sensualgifs: when you're sick of dropping subtle hints to the guy you like and getting no where
@Mr_Kapowski: Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the "orange you glad I didn't say banana" knock knock joke
@PlatinumShower: Every time the wife pisses me off, I hollow out her tampons and pack them with strawberry Pop Rocks.