@AndyShulk: If you run through an airport yelling "Marybeth I love you don't go!" then you can cut through so many lines of people who like romance.
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@krisv_723: When I find myself in times of trouble. Mother Mary comes to me. That's how I know the meds aren't working.
@DanMentos: “how was self-deprecating rap battle?” I don’t want to talk about it “come on what happened?” they saw my porsche "oh ouch"
@SuperRandomish: Drinking wheatgrass juice is a great way to know what being a lawnmower tastes like.
@pyaaristochill: imagine a crime show where an auntie accidentally solves crimes because she is so nosy