@NYC_Blonde: If you say "I don't feel good" and a pregnant woman says "Me neither," DO NOT respond with "Yeah, but you chose this for yourself..."
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@HeroineAddict: *scrolls ur TL* *finds ur tweet from 2 yrs ago.* *eerily similar to mine from day before* "She stole my tweet AND built a time machine?!"
@TastyTuneTweets: Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it.
@Tups13: When people tell me to get my act together I have to explain that this is not an act, I really am this incompetent.