@NYC_Blonde: If you say "I don't feel good" and a pregnant woman says "Me neither," DO NOT respond with "Yeah, but you chose this for yourself..."
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@Merman_Melville: At my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die
@kumailn: "Count down to zero silently with your fingers and then do a fist pump." - SWAT manual on breaking down doors