@weinerdog4life: If you say "NO YOURE UNDER ARREST" the cop legally has to get in the back of your car.
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@Dre_77_: Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go right to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free.
@Cheeseboy22: I eat my corn on the cob like an old-school typewriter. This is how the 80's cartoons taught me to do it as a kid.
@vladchoc: Don't want to get political on here but there's no such thing as "endless shrimp." Heads? Tails? Those are two VISIBLE ends THAT WE KNOW OF.