@Dawn_M_: If you see a baby locked in a car break the window and put another baby in there, he's probably lonely.
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@HammerFist3: I want to buy a Prius because I plan on driving off of a cliff & I don't want to make too big of an explosion & kill squirrels or turtles
@RatBatallion: My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted .
@daemonic3: [in bed] HER: I want you to do something naughty ME: ok *spoils Infinity War ending before she's seen it*