@Dawn_M_: If you see a baby locked in a car break the window and put another baby in there, he's probably lonely.
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@ThaJawn: God: *holding a cat by its scruff* WHO MADE THIS? Resentful Angel: I don't know. You didn't? God: NO, it hates me and people Angel: weird
@weinerdog4life: I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to help me put a bunch of ducks in my car.
@thatUPSdude: Don't forget to check your kid's candy. Found a toothbrush in my nephew's Halloween candy last year. Real psychos out there.
@form52: I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round