@weinerdog4life: If you see a cat with a dart in it, that's my cat and I need him back, we aren't done yet.
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@jitka: My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in
@oxygenplug: "we're out of bread" "ciabatta be kidding!" [waiter takes out gun] "make another bread pun and ur toast, pal... shit" [i take out my gun]
@zero3_benz: You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?