@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.
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@behindyourback: The worst is that a 27 y/o who wanted to marry Charles Manson & charge ppl to see his corpse had more of a future financial plan than we do.
@dril: ME: please show me the posts in the order that they were made COMPUTER: thats too hard. heres some tweets i think are good. Do you like this
@FloodyHippie: I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself.
@GavinProbably: Said "large" today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting "Venti, Venti, Venti!" and a mass suicide occurred.