@RefractReality: If you see a glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass.
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@ElleOhHell: "Dumb as a bag of hammers" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once.
@ArfMeasures: COP: Can you describe the bear that attacked you? ME: Less huggable than you'd think