@RefractReality: If you see a glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass.
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@earthfalcon33: PRANK: ask someone what's on their shirt and when they look down give them a perm
@PetrickSara: My birth control is my 5yo running around in circles at 5am screaming "I have so much energy! I have so much energy! I have so much energy!"
@InternetHippo: Politics is so confrontational now. I miss the old days, when we settled our differences with *raises glasses to look at history book* war