@AngelaEhh: If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub, i'm just wondering if you're going to eat all those nachos?
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@Browtweaten: Widow: I remember how he always drank eight glasses of water a day Guy at crematorium across town: WHY ISN'T THIS GUY BURNING
@yoyoha: Just heard they're investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT'S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE
@BwanaChris: Pro Tip : Don't shout at a mate going through airport security "You are the bomb dude, you are the bomb !!"
@Sam_Alan33: Staying at a hotel tonight which means I get to play everyone's favorite game: Are you smarter than a new shower?