@DebTLawrence: If you see me running down the road crying, it's because I hate running.
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@ElleOhHell: I'm sorry, this suitcase is overweight. You're gonna have to take some stuff out and put it in a different bag so the plane doesn't crash.
@highxpectation2: No one realizes when someone says, "The last thing I wanna do is hurt you," that basically implies: there is a list, hurting you is on it.
@sunexplode: Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names.
@JaneBadall: Expecting an idiot to admit they're wrong feels a lot like trying to put socks on an octopus.