@DebTLawrence: If you see me running down the road crying, it's because I hate running.
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@thebeckyard: Angry beavers can't get our packaging open, but go ahead and try in your weakened state lol -cold medicine companies
@Cheeseboy22: My wife wants me to go to Zumba with her. I am hopeful that this is a place to get burritos.
@ABurgerADay: Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to use knockout gas or whack me over the head with a canoe paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.