@DebTLawrence: If you see me running down the road crying, it's because I hate running.
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@Maxine12339: Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart.
@AimeeHelene1: The best people always leave this Earth too soon...so I'm pretty sure I'm destined for immortality.
@david8hughes: Wife: when did we get a new dishwasher Me: u said change the dishwasher & stack the baby Wife: how do u stack a baby Me: u get other babies
@PastorBate: Sea cucumbers are actually animals, so regular cucumbers are either lying or they need to step their game up.