@MmeSurly: If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut.
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@Try2StopME: I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance.
@badbanana: Donald Trump says he'll open up secret 9/11 files. Miley Cyrus says she'll flee the country if Trump is elected. Connect the dots, people.
@ericsshadow: My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted.