@MmeSurly: If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut.
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@archerenemy: Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?
@storming01: In a cementary, I saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. Morning, I said. No, he said, just taking a dump... .
@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.