@bighandsmassuer: If you send her a message and she doesn't reply in six months she is probably thinking about it
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@kelkulus: India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre.
@BBQJones28: Eye of the Tiger came on the radio so I jumped out my car and shadow boxed till the light turned green.
@Gooooats: Her: Please stop having loud, moany, slapping sex in your tent. This is a family campground. Me: That was just me eating ribs.