@KayRants: If you send multiple one sentence texts, I will mail a raccoon to your face I'm not kidding.
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@T_Longstreth: [stops girl before she walks in the puddle] "I got this one babe, *pulling out a straw* stand back"
@lasergirl70: "Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it." ~ Not an old Irish proverb
@StellaRtwot: We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes.