@OctopusCaveman: If you serve a toddler pancakes, they’ll stay sticky until just after college.
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@NotthatAdamWest: I don't know, Jay-Z. If I was worth half a billion dollars, I'd have like 3 problems. Max.
@gwatts77: If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to
@ShortSleeveSuit: [at a store] Me: What can you tell me about those sunglasses? *sunglasses loudly arguing about politics* Clerk: Well, they're polarized