@djr_102: If you sit beside me, you're part of my drumkit.
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@topaz_kell: [taking a picture] Me: "Make love to the camera!" Grandma: "Don't make this weird, dear."
@thenatewolf: One unintended consequence of unprotected sex is that sometimes, 6 years later, a small child is forced to learn the recorder.
@TheBeerGuy73: I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public.