@djr_102: If you sit beside me, you're part of my drumkit.
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@AudreyPorne: women showering in movie: slowly rubbing her soapy thighs. women showering in real life: firing snot outta our noses like angry dragons.
@ericsshadow: GUY: my new boss is gay ME: my new bed sheets are warm GUY: [clearly frustrated] what does that have to do with anything? ME: exactly