@AliceGolightly_: If you slept with my husband I'd be like "OMG how much do I owe you?"
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@lynnbixenspan: I forget, are you supposed to be happy when you see their exes are ugly, or worried that you might be ugly too?
@pattioshankable: Think having your kid hear you having sex is the worst? NOPE! Having your kid run into the room with a light saber to save you...MUCH WORSE!
@JackAsHell: If u ever rob someones house just bring guacamole that way if they catch you you can just yell surprise and tell them they're having a party
@joeljeffrey: The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.