@AustinSommer: If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions
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@slimmy_shady: I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist.
@trevso_electric: The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone over to "watch a movie" is actually watching a movie.
@Just_Lee_: My horoscope says I will meet the man of my dreams today. Not sure how my husband will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited