@AustinSommer: If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions
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@badbanana: When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad.
@TheMichaelRock: *sees Salvation Army bell ringer* "Here you go, buddy. Merry Christmas!" "Sir, we don't accept children." *runs away*
@vineyille: Day 20. Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy Leg Man.