@notbedelia: If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats.
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@Faceyspace: My Bestie just got banned from Taco Bell. I cannot wait to hear this story. I have given table dances at Taco Bell and not got kicked out.
@flashember: [Excavation for dino bones] DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG! DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up
@nghtfltguy: Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......
@DevilryFun: I got a facial tonight by hovering over the boiling water before throwing in the mac n cheese.