@notbedelia: If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats.
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@DirtMcTurd: Ex (trying to make me jealous): I'm going to a party, everyone's drinking, laughing, and having fun! Me: that'll all stop once you show up
@ericsshadow: How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.
@LoveNLunchmeat: People judge public housing, but it's cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I'm not sure I see the problem...
@michaelianblack: If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities. So stupid!