@ericsshadow: If you stand next to a fatter person you look better. That's why I work at Burger King.
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@retardedwriter: Old age is nothing but a computer with 1000 GB of memory running on a celeron processor
@Thynebear: Executioner: Before we do this, what would you like for your last meal? "I'll have a panda please" [judge, under his breath] Can he do that?
@markhoppus: Gonna replace my friends' hand sanitizer with lube and watch them rub their hands together for an hour while it doesn't evaporate.