@jeffswarens: If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster.
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@pleatedjeans: new boss: mind sharing an office? me: no NB: Good [points to room filled w/wolves] bc we finally contained them please keep the door closed
@internetluke: "Your under arrest!" No, YOU'RE under arrest *police looks around points to himself & mouths 'me'* Yeah you. *he tosses me cop car keys*
@badbanana: Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?