@iwearaonesie: If you start smacking people with your wife's purse she won't ask you to hold it for her anymore
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@AnOrangeSNES: In retrospect, dressing as a killer whale when I was assigned to assassinate the Pope wasn't my best idea. I blame Ubisoft, honestly.
@AsgardianRose: The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing.
@Ideal_Victoria: *puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house* There. That should keep 'em out.