@XplodingUnicorn: If you still have a landline, I assume you also own a butter churn and ride a dinosaur to work.
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@bathflyer: My boss always calls me Sweetypie when he wants me to get him coffee..I estimate he's swallowed a bucket of my spit in the last 4 years..
@GoldenSpirals: I've had 3 new bosses at work in the last 6 months. I wonder when they're going to bring me in for questioning. I should move the bodies.