@_green723: If you successfully toss a quarter 5 times through the moving blades of a ceiling fan, you are talented and stoned.
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@mustachewine: I laugh like a dumbass every time I hear the term 'manhole'. Maturity will not be reached.
@Sickayduh: CVS clerk: Receipt? Me: Sure *God uses 2 fingers to gently close the eyes of an entire rain forest*
@WheelTod: On your first day at the beach, go up to the toughest-looking guy there, and let the air out of his water-wings.
@weedguy420boner: why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway