@TheMichaelRock: If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically.
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@jaggedape: Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul... Thank you for your time.
@DownFrontArtist: The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you.
@ElleOhHell: If Wonder Woman and Spider-Man go into business together, they should call it Amazon Web Services.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: While it's true that gay marriage doesn't nullify straight marriage, if Beyoncé was born on your birthday it's not your birthday anymore.