@stevevsninjas: If you tase an electrician, he only becomes more powerful.
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@dumbbeezie: "You ruined everything." -People exaggerating when you only ruined like one or two things, tops
@NicestHippo: Mr. Jones, did you or did you not have an affair with the victim, Diana? "No!" Oh really. And what's your first name? "Indiana" [jury gasps]
@iGreenMonk: Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, "How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."