@stevevsninjas: If you tase an electrician, he only becomes more powerful.
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@AlexRogaski: The difference between running and jogging is that runners compete in races and joggers find dead bodies on Law and Order
@simoncholland: Apparently it is "against church policy" to drop your kids off in the nursery and then go to brunch.
@AimeeHelene1: How I handle confrontation: Them: Aimee!? Me: *falls to the ground* *does the worm*