@xeyednpainless: If you tell me to "chillax," I will "chillstab" you and "chillaugh" while you bleed to "chilldeath."
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@bornmiserable: I want to be a Walmart greeter just so I can tell customers who come in "everyone enters, but not everyone leaves"
@amishschool: Wife said I should talk to the kids about drugs so I told them how faking a back injury would usually get you some Vicodin.
@MollyCocktail: King: Good Knight, how fared thy journey? Knight: 'Twas long and hard King: 'Tis what she proclaimed. Both: *fist bump* -Medieval Brahs