@Contwixt: If you tell me your kid is 22 months and I buy it a beer, that's on you. That is your bad.
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@SpencerLenox: I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
@AnkCoupleTO: Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset? M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let's call it even
@TheToddWilliams: BOSS: I have some tough news INVISIBLE MAN: Go on BOSS: HR says we need to hire more "Visible" minorities INVISIBLE MAN: This is bullshit