@Contwixt: If you tell me your kid is 22 months and I buy it a beer, that's on you. That is your bad.
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@BigPlanetEarth: People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.
@thatstings: *Submits synonymosaur as an alternate word for thesaurus *Waits for Nobel Peace Prize
@AllieA: On my first day of college my dad's only advice was "don't date any of your teachers!" Yeah right dad, everyone knows teachers are poor.
@LackOfShame: Her: Well, I know I told you that. Me: *closes eyes* Her: What are you doing? Me: Checking for it in my spam folder.