@radtoria: if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free
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@beardofprey: last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D
@holly_hjk: If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)
@ElleOhHell: "Dumb as a bag of hammers" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once.