@radtoria: if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free
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@MiniiG: If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend
@Kendragarden: Diet tip: If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel.
@Sean_Burgundy_: Just for once I wanna be able to say "It wasn't my fault" without 4 people breaking down why it was my fault