@c_gawker: if you think about all the people you didn't marry, you've had a positive impact on virtually every life in the world
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@just1fool: Always go into an interview high so they'll never be able to tell the difference in the future.
@TedOfficialPage: Imagine this: you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers "Bless you" and hangs up
@wescraw: The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life.