@c_gawker: if you think about all the people you didn't marry, you've had a positive impact on virtually every life in the world
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@novicefather: I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen.
@GothikRokkit: Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend.
@SaveItForFest: STOP HONKING! IF I DRIVE ANY FASTER THE TINY LIZARD THAT HITCHED A RIDE ON MY HOOD IS GONNA FALL TO HIS DEATH. HAVE SOME COMPASSION, PEOPLE.