@annaoverby: If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them.
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@KeetPotato: wife: "remember when i said you were too friendly all the time?" me: [making cup of tea] "no im not" burglar: "two sugars please"
@littlelady899: But were you called "dream wife" on the internet today? Oh, you were. By the same guy? I see.
@1CleverGirl1: Don't force funny huh? Well, I have funny tied to a chair in my basement and...unless we become fast friends... ...he's losing a knee cap.