@bazecraze: If you think it's hilarious that George Bush is getting a library, wait till you hear he was our PRESIDENT for EIGHT YEARS.
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@1Happytwit: I don't know why they invite me to an Easter egg hunt, then freak out when I turn up in camo gear with my rifle.
@alldrolledup: One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week
@poppiesandcake: If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting.
@SteveKoehler22: Hey big accounts - What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ? My cat would be dead before I got 50