@gagging: If you think marijuana doesn't kill you've obviously never read the bible. People getting stoned to death left and right.
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@VodkaThursday: In 5 yrs I will be drinking from a crystal decanter discussing affairs & murders in my upper middle class community. Also, I will have a hat
@mydmac: Once, just once in my life, I'd love a guy to grab me, pull me in close and whisper I'm hunting wabbits.
@KimmyMonte: A burrito.. in a bowl? Sure that sounds great! And while you're at it, why don't you rip the blankets off me while I sleep, u piece of shit
@AimeeHelene1: CW: Aimee, could I get your signature on this agreement? Me: *pauses* (with Cheeto stained lips) *kisses paper* CW: Me: That's my signature.