@PussycatPlace: If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard.
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@TheBoydP: The hardest part of being a dog is not understanding why squirrels don’t want to play with you.
@maebemarbles: Yeah, I'm basically a Pokemaster. *waves vaguely at shelves of confused squirrels in partially sealed Tupperware containers*