@PussycatPlace: If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard.
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@TheRealRobG: If I ignored your call, please send me a text that says "I called you.".... (sarcasm)
@DadandBuried: My son can now reach the light switches so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure.
@Cheeseboy22: A fortnight is equal to 14 nights. Unless you live in a fort; it is equal to one night. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers.
@papasuncle: When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.