@PussycatPlace: If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard.
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@Tinkerbell_: If simply wrinkling my nose at your smell is politer than spraying you head to foot with Febreze then so be it. Not happy but so be it.
@Ristolable: You can put a satire warning on whatever you want. People who think Onion stories are real do not know what that word means.
@tastefactory: I smoked e-cigs for so long that I got e-cancer. I'm ok though, I just swallowed a Norton Antivirus cd and it cleared things up.