@PussycatPlace: If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard.
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@JesKeepSwimming: I'm sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.
@CoolCamel69: *catcher puts 1 finger down* *pitcher shakes head* *puts 2 fingers down* *nods* (catcher to umpire) "can we take a break? he has to poop"
@OhNoSheTwitnt: My dad said he couldn't get into Game of Thrones because he doesn't like fantasy so I asked him when he was going to stop watching Fox News.