@DrunkMidLife: If you think my tweets are bad, you should see my choice in men.
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@lolajxx: Anyone who has to spend more than 2 mins at an ATM is obvilously sending a text to Optimus Prime
@bluebonetbabies: 1st child: you encourage creativity 2nd child: you encourage independent play 3rd child: you stifle all imagination to avoid a mess.
@Shock_Monster: Nurse: Your name, please? Me: Dr. Feelgood. Nurse: ... Me: ... Nurse: You're not a Dr. are you? Me: No, I won't make you feel good, either.