@lloydrang: If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you.
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@jwalkonthemoon: I'm not normally a name-dropper but Tiger Woods asked me to start his car in the dream I just had.
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@ParentNormal: 3yo: I want to help! Me: You can help by being quiet. 3yo: Me: 3yo: I want to help in a different way!!!