@lloydrang: If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you.
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@Mikecanrant: There is a huge spider in my kitchen so I will be tweeting from on top of this table for whatever the life span of this species is.
@Tbone7219: I threw up in a porta potty at a Winger concert back in 88' .... We did not have the internet back then so I'm telling you now.
@SteveKoehler22: The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw flags for penalties the teams committed 5 years ago.
@J_Dazzle76: If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do.