@lloydrang: If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you.
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@WilliamRodgers: So I'm Calling random stores & saying "Hey It's Michael, Screw you guys, I quit!".... There's got to be a Michael at one of these places...
@weinerdog4life: If you're ever attacked by a bear play deaf, be like "I can't even hear you bear"