@NicestHippo: If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say "There there" when consoling someone
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@mayamanion: Ok parents who have really clean houses, do you have outdoor pets and outdoor kids? How does this work?
@_PerziaN_: Parents that tell u "it's just a little noise" when their kid cries on a train are the same ones who knock on ur door when the music is loud
@tastefactory: We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies.
@Marlinaire: Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $1.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.