@NicestHippo: If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say "There there" when consoling someone
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@animaldrumss: [ronald mcdonald in fake mustache sidles up to group of teens] mcdonalds sucks right guys? Let's discuss ways they could improve their image
@rohoxbaby: tip: glue a tiny mirror onto your drivers license photo so, when you hand it to the cops, they will get confused & arrest themselves instead
@torrami: When hubs is sleeping I put my Care Bear blanket on him and take the most adorable blackmail photos ever.