@JosesLovesYou: If you took your large intestine and stretched it out in a straight line it would be very hard to get it back in you after that. So tangly.
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@EamonToPlease: My TWILIGHT ZONE plot idea: The sole survivor of the apocalypse finally has time to listen to podcasts but still doesn't feel like it.
@KelgoreTrout: the easiest way to distinguish between their/there/they're is to remember that they are all different words
@KalvinMacleod: My wife made me pack my own bag for vacation and now I have to figure out how to wear potato chips.
@blasphe_me: I guess it's not socially acceptable to put my hand in the shape of a gun into my mouth in the middle of a conversation.