@Midgetspar: If you try to rip somebody's head off, I suggest you train for it first. If you don't succeed it makes the following few minutes awkward.
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@envydatropic: *Switches between 4 different news channels for an hour* Has literally no idea what's going on in the world
@__candypants: If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot.
@EJGomez: teacher: "there are no stupid questions" me: "ya ok but why isnt the plural of moose, meese"