@Midgetspar: If you try to rip somebody's head off, I suggest you train for it first. If you don't succeed it makes the following few minutes awkward.
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@AntF3ltz: When I go to Starbucks, I tell them my name is Marco. When my drink is ready and they call my name, I just keep saying Polo.
@stockejock: Fool me once shame on you, Unless you're speaking Spanish, then that's eleven times and I probably deserved it.
@mariokeyparty: It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't
@canadasandra: in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone