@GayAtHomeDad: If you use the word "ridonkulous" or "ginormous," chances are you're a retardiot.
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@amyistrouble: Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You know who you are. I probably should be too, but this isn't about me.
@akatinamarie: I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak.
@Swishergirl24: The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014.
@ShittyComedian: Every time I see a person handing out flyers it blows my mind that some people actually get paid to distribute garbage to strangers.