@GayAtHomeDad: If you use the word "ridonkulous" or "ginormous," chances are you're a retardiot.
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@TitaniumToplass: use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying
@DrDogMD: PATIENT: Doc, I haven't been able to bone my wife lately and I really think- DR DOG: Wait. Tell me more about the bone part
@JermHimselfish: Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written and a tweet being well, written.