@heatherjs: If you walk around in knight's armor long enough, people will just get used to it.
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@naderdagher: If he pauses a video game to text you, he's probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,
@VerifiedDrunk: Getting marriage advice from a priest is like taking your lawn mower to Burger King to get repaired.
@thatdutchperson: "You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why." - Magazines
@Contwixt: If I was a witch I would cast vague and subtle spells. So and so never gets to see a rainbow again. That type of stuff.