@heatherjs: If you walk around in knight's armor long enough, people will just get used to it.
@FaisalAdam_: I just met a black vegan... All I kept asking was "so you don't eat chicken?"
@GinRumMe: History: delete
"Why yes, you can use my phone for a second."
@vivalacrap: I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex
@birbigs: CNN admits to dating Fox News.
@Fred_Delicious: If a Facebook video says "you won't believe what happens next" then I replace "believe" with "care"