@heatherjs: If you walk around in knight's armor long enough, people will just get used to it.
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@dulcetry: One time I got so nervous when a guy took off his pants in front of me I said "friggity diggity" please do not rt
@McNevich: Total shocker that you actually have to pay for things when you get to the register. Go ahead and dump your purse on the counter. We'll wait
@jlock17: Subway only exists because we're all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. "Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here's $8."
@HeyZeus666: At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours.