@trevso_electric: If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese.
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@QwertyJones3: [Playing piano to impress a Russian girl] "Do you like it?" Her: That's sheet music "Yes, it is." Her: Now excuse me, I huv to take a sheet.
@shawnries: Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode.