@trevso_electric: If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese.
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@iamspacegirl: College Advisor: Well, there are a number of career options available in all of your potential majors, you just have to choose someth- Me: please i just want to be a small goat on the side of a mountain
@CVTBaby: You know how you have that ONE hoodie that no matter when or what you're eating -- you ALWAYS spill something on it? It's cuz you're a pig.