@trevso_electric: If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese.
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@hippieswordfish: 'welcome to helicopter class. any questions..' *student raises hand* *arm gets obliterated by chopper blades* 'can wait until we go inside'
@joeljeffrey: You know you're old when you start telling people how much cheaper things used to be.