@trevso_electric: If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese.
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@SooInnocentDad: My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home
@CourtneyBale: [courtroom] Timothy: I was not involved Victor: Nor was I Lawyer: You could say it was a Vic-, Tim-less cri- Judge: You're all going to jail
@iwearaonesie: girlfriend asks you to get wine: You're getting laid wife asks you to get wine: You're getting yelled at