@omgthatspunny: If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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@usedwigs: The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.
@MrBob_52: First week of my diet I gained 3 pounds. However, I found out if I stand further away from the mirror I look thinner.