@omgthatspunny: If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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@SuperRandomish: When someone asks how I feel, I always answer "Squishy and like I've done something wrong"
@shaztaberry: I am going to the Antique Roadshow. Gonna slap my tampon on the table and ask them what period it's from.
@JermHimselfish: Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written and a tweet being well, written.