@skylerhanrath: If you want a medical degree, they're literally hanging on doctor's walls. Grab one.
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@LeonEarlgrey: They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug.
@Caissie: Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat.
@trevso_electric: take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me.
@MrGeorgeWallace: Good thing they had us dissect frogs in high school that prepared us for all the times in real life we've had to dissect frogs.