@skylerhanrath: If you want a medical degree, they're literally hanging on doctor's walls. Grab one.
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@nv7281: If "The Breakfast Club" were filmed today, it would be a silent movie about 5 teens looking at their phones.
@envydatropic: I'm at the age where "pop, lock, and drop" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves
@Token_Geezer: A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar. Everyone else in the bar leaves.
@IamEnidColeslaw: I've been a vegetarian for 13 years but if I ever got the chance I would absolutely 100% bite the head off the Geico gecko