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@carlyme23: If you want her - tell her.
If you need her - show her.
If you yearn for her - touch her.

Just make sure her husband's not at home.

If you want her – tell her. 
If you need her – show her.
If you yearn for her – touch her. 

Just make sure her husband’s not at home.

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