@arascoje: If you want my opinion ask my wife
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@better_off_dad: 16: 'We should put a flat screen on the wall!' Wife: 'I really don't like mounting things.' Me: *mumbles 'No shit.' W: 'What was that??'
@robyn_vo: I can't believe I gave him my whole heart and he just shit on it like it was nothing, I hate mennnnever mind, he texted back. False alarm.
@2014longview: If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you.