@junejuly12: If you want some alone time, tell your husband that you're going to watch the Bachelor. Even if you're not.
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@AimeeHelene1: *rolls grocery cart into open house* Ooh what a lovely lamp! *puts it in cart* An iPad! *crosses iPad off shopping list* *puts it in cart*
@batkaren: What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?
@AlyssaDiSalle: Do something nice for your ex today, take them out. One bullet should do the trick.