@Prero22: If you want to become a beatboxing champion, try zipping up a tight dress.
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@BuckyIsotope: *doctor looks up* I'm afraid you have forgetting about 80's bands disease "Oh god what's The Cure?" *doctor sighs* It's worse than I thought
@heidi420x: if i could choose one super power right now it would be the ability to delete my number from other people's phones.
@Tommytoughstuff: [A giraffe walks into a scarf shop] *The managers eyes turn into dollar signs*
@NoogsCorner: Me: It actually takes light around 8 minutes to travel from the Sun to Earth. Her: Umm light is instant. Everyone knows that. Me: Go home.