@Prero22: If you want to become a beatboxing champion, try zipping up a tight dress.
@PimpBillClinton: Kinky = using a feather. Perverted = using the whole chicken.
@TheBoydP: The opposite of Thanksgiving leftovers is Thanksgiving rightunders.
I’m so sorry
@IRLPepperMD: *parents come into my room*
"We need to talk to you… We think you're an owl."
*turns neck all the way around to face them*
"Who- I MEAN WHY"
@tastefactory: The ants won't go in the poison traps so I made some modifications to lure them in
@The_Mentalyst: In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man.