@Prero22: If you want to become a beatboxing champion, try zipping up a tight dress.
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@armyVet1972: I call my wife the iNag because she has 32GB of complaints and they're set on shuffle.
@loneblockbuster: Get pissed all you want but if we brought a screaming baby into your workplace you would ask us to leave it outside too.
@NYC_Blonde: If I ever get a dog I'm going to teach him how to fetch useful things like tv remotes, iPhones and men who like red wine.