@j0eg0d: If you want to drink and drive you better bring enough for the whole highway.
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@Mardigroan: Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade.
@Ideal_Victoria: *puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house* There. That should keep 'em out.
@huntigula: Jesus: He who is without sin may cast the first stone *guy with no legs throws rock* Jesus: Seriously? "You said 'without shins,' right?"